Kim Harrington Quotes

Mr. Bingham Said, "Hey, You Guys Are Supposedly Psychic. Why Didn't You See That Coming And Warn The Girl?"
Mom Sighed. "Again, We Don't See The Future."
"Yeah. You're A Bunch Of Frauds."
I'd Had It. My Frustration Boiled Over. I Turned To Mrs. Bingham. "Do You Know A Jane Sutherland?"
Confusion Swept Over Her Delicate Features. "Yes, She Used To Be My Husband's Secretary Before He Was Laid Off. What About Her?"
"He Wasn't Laid Off. He Was Fired. The Company Has Rules Against Boinking Your Secretary, Even Though Your Husband Apparently Has No Qualms With The Matter."
"Clarity!" Mom Screamed.

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