Miranda Hart Quotes

Mine Was Something Along The Lines Of 'This Is Who I Am, And This Is The Level At Which I'm Going To Present Myself, I Feel Fine, And If You Don't Like It Then You're More Than Welcome To Look Away, Thank You Very Much.' I Decided, Quite Simply, Not To Care Very Much At All. As Long As My Rear-end And Stomach Were Hidden From The Public Gaze, Then I Considered Any Outfit A Roaring Success.
People Are Either Going To Like The Look Of Me, Or They're Not. And Apart From Remaining Vaguely Clean And Healthy, There's Not Very Much I Can Do To Control That. Is An Eye-lash Tint, A Facial And The Right Handbag Really Going To Make All That Much Difference?
With This Decision, I Think I've Spared Myself A Lot Of Misery. You May Look At Me And See A Slightly Frayed, Wool-clad Woman With An Inexplicably Hefty Rucksack, But I Look In The Mirror And Simply Give Thanks For All I've Opted Out Of.

Related Authors

• Becca Ritchie
• Beryl Markham
• Eric Weiner
• Fuyumi Soryo
• James Plath
• Kat Banyard
• Lillian Troll
• Mari Perron
• Mel Brooks
• Peter D. Kramer
• Rafe Spall
• Shane K. Morgan

Related Topics

• Quotes About Your Old Boyfriend

  Hey, asshole," Lash said to the sw'old-up one, "your boyfriend give you those p-tats? Or was he too busy fucking you in the ass?" The guy's eyes narrowed. "What'd you — J.R. Ward

• Cancer Doctors Quotes

  I glared at the man. "You know, Dr. Russell, most doctors would have found a more tactful way to break the news." "I'm sorry, Mr. Perry," Dr. Russell said. "I — John Scalzi

• Giving Money Bible Quotes

  Where are the people today who will respond to the call of Christ? Have we become so accustomed to "cheap grace" that we instinctively shy away from more demanding calls — Richard J. Foster

• I Think Therefore I'm Single Quotes

  When it is mid week, pause and ponder! The very single days we disregard are what become the very years we wished to have used effectively and efficiently. If we — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

• You Always Put Me Last Quotes

  For Grace, After a Party" You do not always know what I am feeling. Last night in the warm spring air while I was blazing my tirade against someone who — Frank O'Hara