Andy Rooney Quotes

Men Wake Up Aroused In The Morning. We Can't Help It. We Just Wake Up And We Want You. And The Women Are Thinking, "How Can He Want Me The Way I Look In The Morning?" It's Because We Can't See You. We Have No Blood Anywhere Near Our Optic Nerve.

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