Simon Rich Quotes

Maybe Artist Is Hard Job. It Is Not For Me To Say. But I Would Be Surprised If It Was As Hard A Job As Rock Thrower. Throwing Rocks Is Not So Easy. For Example, Five Years Ago, One Of My Shoulders Detached From My Arm When I Was Throwing A Boulder Off A Cliff. And Two Years After That, The Other Shoulder Detached Also. I Can Still Throw Rocks. But Now, When I Throw Them, I Am Screaming. Not Just Once In A While, But Constantly. Every Time I Throw A Rock I Am Screaming, So Loud. I Do Not Always Realize I Am Screaming - It Is Just Part Of My Life. Usually, By Sundown, I Have No Voice Left. It Is Gone, You Understand, Because I Was Screaming So Much From The Pain Of Throwing Rocks. Another Thing Is That Sometimes I Fall Off The Cliff, Which Is A Bad Situation.

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