David Sedaris Quotes

May I Bring You A Drink To Go With Those Warm Nuts, Mr. Sedaris? This Woman Looking After Me Asked - This As The People In Coach Were Still Boarding. The Looks They Gave Me As They Passed Were The Looks I Give When The Door Of A Limousine Opens. You Always Expect To See A Movie Star, Or, At The Very Least, Some Better Dressed Than You, But Time And Time Again It's Just A Sloppy Nobody. Thus The Look, Which Translates To, Fuck You, Sloppy Nobody, For Making Me Turn My Head.

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