Ed Park Quotes

Maxine Will Sometimes Compliment Us On Our Hair Or Other Aspects Of Our Scruffy Appearance. The Next Day, Or Even Later The Same Day, She'll Send An All-caps E-mail Asking Why A Certain Form Is Not On Her Desk. This Will Prompt A Peppy Reply, One Barely Stifling A Howl Of Fear:

Hey Maxine!
The Document You Want Was Actually Put In Your In-box Yesterday Around Lunchtime. I Also E-mailed It To You And Russell. Let Me Know If You Can't Find It!
Thanks!
Laars

P.S. I'm Also Attaching It Again As A Word Doc, Just In Case.

There's So Much Wrong Here: The Fake-vague Around Lunchtime, The Nonsensical Thanks, The Quasi-casual Postscript. The Exclamation Points Look Downright Psychotic.

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