David Levithan Quotes

Maura: Is There Anything You Want To Tell Me?
me: Yeah. I Want To Tell You That My Third Nipple Is Lactating And My Butt Cheeks Are Threatening To Unionize. What Do You Think I Should Do About It?
maura: I Feel You're Not Telling Me Something.

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