Robert Anton Wilson Quotes

Masturbation Is Not The Happiest Form Of Sexuality, But The Most Advisable For Him Who Wants To Be Alone And Think. I Detect The Aroma Of This Pleasant Vice In Most Philosophers, And A Happily Married Logicians Is Almost A Contradiction In Terms. So Many Sages Have Regarded Woman As Temptress Because Fornication Often Leads To Marriage, Which Usually Leads To Children, Which Always Leads To A Respectable Job And Pretending To Believe The Idiocies Your Neighbors Believe. The Hypocrisy Of The Sages Has Been To Conceal Their Timid Onanism And Call It Celibacy.

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