Doug Wilson Quotes

Mark Told Reporters Why He Always Threw The Ball Back To The Umpire To Exchange For A New One After A Base Hit. "That Ball Has A Hit In It," He Explained. "I Want That Ball To Get Back In The Ball Bag And Goof Around With The Other Balls. I Want Him To Talk To The Other Balls. I Want The Other Balls To Beat Him Up. Maybe That'll Smarten Him Up So When He Comes Out The Next Time, He'll Pop Up.

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