P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
Mao Asks Zhou Enlai And Deng Xiaoping, "How Do You Get A Cat To Bite A Hot Pepper?" Zhou Says, "You Hold Him Down, Pry His Jaws Open, And Shove The Pepper Into His Mouth." Mao Says, "No, That's Force. We Want The Cat To Bite The Pepper Of His Own Free Will." Deng Says, "You Take The Pepper, Wrap It In A Delicious Piece Of Fish, And, Before He Knows It, The Cat Has Bitten The Pepper." Mao Says, "No, That's Trickery. We Want The Cat To Know He's Biting The Pepper." Zhou And Deng Say, "We Give Up. How Do You Make A Cat Bite A Hot Pepper?" "It's Easy," Mao Says. "Stick The Pepper Up The Cat's Ass. He'll Be Glad To Bite It.
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