Kristen Ashley Quotes

Luke Came Out When I Slid Down The Lever On The Slice Of Bread. I Heard Him Moving Around But I Started At The Toaster As If I Was Certain It Would Animate And Start Dancing Around Like All The Stuff In The Beast's House In That Disney Movie And I Didn't Want To Miss The Show.

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