Victoria Scott Quotes

Look, Cat, You And I Are Never Going To Be Friends. She's Going To
call You Max, But I'm Going To Call You Shit Head. And If You Think For
one Second - " The Cat Lies Down In A Tight Little Ball Of Nastiness And
falls Asleep. "Oh, Please. Make Yourself At Home By Sleeping On My
scrotum." I Peek Out Into The Sitting Room Area That Connects To The
four Bedrooms, And Then Glance Back At The Kitten. Releasing A Sigh Of
discontent, I Pet Shit Head With One Finger. He Purrs Extra Hard, And
I Find Myself Wondering If I Could Train Him To Do Things. Every Hero
needs A Sidekick, And I'm Nothing If Not A Grade-A Hero.
- Dante Walker

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