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Samuel Shem Quotes

Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident In The House Of God

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

Samuel Shem Quotes: Life's Like A Penis; When It's Soft You Can't Beat It; When It's Hard You Get Screwed. - The Fat

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