J.L. Merrow Quotes

Larry Said That Michelangelo Was A Poof, So I Wondered Why He'd Sculpted A Guy With A Really Tiny Cock. But I Know When You Go To Old Houses, The Doorways Are Much Smaller, 'cause People Were Shorter Then, So Maybe Cocks Were Smaller Too. It Makes Me Glad I Wasn't Born A Few Centuries Ago.

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