J.L. Merrow Quotes

Keisha, My Love," I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, "your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No, I Take That Back. It's Enormous. Planets Feel Inferior Beside It . Lesser Bums Are Drawn Into Orbit Around It. Last Time It Went Dark, Everyone Said, Oh, Is It An Eclipse? And I Told Them, 'No, It's Keisha's Bum Blotting Out The Sun.' I Could Compose Odes To The Size Of Your Bum."

Jude Answering Keisha's Question "Does My Bum Look Big In This?"

Merrow, JL (2013-04-09). Slam! (Kindle Locations 35-38).

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

J.L. Merrow Quotes: Keisha, My Love, I Said In My Fey-est, Gayest Drawl, Your Bum Doesn't Just Look Big, It Is Big. No,

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