Jessica Park Quotes

Julie Crossed Her Arms. "I'm Serious. Flat Finn Can't Possibly Go To School With Her, Right?"
"He Already Went To Brandeis So, No, He Doesn't Need To Repeat Seventh Grade. Although They Did Make Him Take A Bunch Of Tests In Order To Qualify Out. He Barely Passed The Oral Exams, Though, Because The Instructors Found Him Withholding And Tight-lipped. It's A Terribly Biased System, But At Least He Passed And Won't Have To Suffer Through The School's Annual Reenactment Of The First Thanksgiving. He Has A Pilgrim Phobia."
"Funny. Really, What's The Deal With Flat Finn?"
"After An Unfortunate Incident Involving Wile E. Coyote And An Anvil, Three Dimensional Finn Had To Change His Name.

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