David Wong Quotes

John And I Have Made This Stuff Our Hobby, In The Way That An Especially Attractive Prisoner Makes A Hobby Out Of Not Getting Raped. Jesus, That's A Terrible Analogy. I Apologize. What I'm Saying Is That It's Self-preservation. We Didn't Choose This, We Just Have Talents That Makes Us The Equivalent Of That New Guy In The Cell Block Who Has A Slim, Hairless Body And Kind Of Looks Like A Woman From Behind, And Has An Incredibly Realistic Tattoo Of Boobs On His Back. He May Have No Desire At All To Ever Even Touch A Penis, But It's Going To Happen, Even If It's Just In The Process Of Frantically Slapping Them Away. Jesus, Am I Still Talking About This? [John - Please Delete The Above Paragraph Before It Goes Off To The Publisher].

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