Stewart Lee Allen Quotes

[Joffe], During A Visit To Russia, Complained To His KGB Handler About The Awful Coffee. The KGB Dude Replied That It Was Really The Kremlin's Answer To America's Neutron Bomb -- Both Killed People But Left The Building Intact.

"I Was Then That I First Saw This Vision,"said Joffe. Bad Coffee Equals Expansionism, Imperialism, And War; Good Coffee Drips With Civility And Pacifism And Lassitude...

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