Jeff Dunham Quotes

Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?

Akmed: I Saw Flying Car Parts!

Jeff: What Was The Last Thing That Went Through Your Mind?

Akmed: My Ass. But I Saw A Blue Prius! Is It True You Have One Of Those? Did You Know That If Your Driving Down The Highway In A Prius And You Stick Your Hand Out The Window The Car Will Turn?!

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

Jeff Dunham Quotes: Jeff: You Know Most People Who've Had Near Death Experiances Say They Say A White Light. What Did You See?akmed:

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