Jeff Dunham Quotes

Jeff: The Drive From The Valley?
Peanut: Was Bad As Hell!
Jeff: Traffic?
Peanut: Sucked Like Hell!
Jeff: Drivers?
Peanut: Angry As Hell!
Jeff: And You?
Peanut: Were Scared As Hell!
Jeff: Parking?
Peanut: Sucked More Like Hell!
Jeff: So?
Peanut: We're In Hell!

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