P.G. Wodehouse Quotes

Jeeves," I Said. "A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop."
"Indeed, Sir?"
"I Will Read It To You. Handed In At Upper Bleaching. Message Runs As Follows:
When You Come Tomorrow, Bring My Football Boots. Also, If Humanly Possible, Irish Water-spaniel. Urgent. Regards. Tuppy.
"What Do You Make Of That, Jeeves?"
"As I Interpret The Document, Sir, Mr. Glossop Wishes You, When You Come Tomorrow, To Bring His Football Boots. Also, If Humanly Possible, An Irish Water-spaniel. He Hints That The Matter Is Urgent, And Sends His Regards."
"Yes, That Is How I Read It. But Why Football Boots?"
"Perhaps Mr. Glossop Wishes To Play Football, Sir.

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Jeeves, I Said. A Rummy Communication Has Arrived. From Mr. Glossop.indeed, Sir?i Will Read It To You. Handed In At

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