Karl Pilkington Quotes

I've Found Out That Malakula Was Named By Captain James Cook. It Comes From The French Mal Au Cul Which Means 'pain In The Arse' After Cook Found It Difficult To Deal With Cannibals, Volcanoes And Other Annoying Features. It's Good To Know Proper Explorers Sometimes Share The Feelings I Have On My Travels.

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