John Green Quotes

It's Great," Colin Said After A While. "About Katrina, I Mean. You Fugging Kissed A Girl. A Girl. I Mean, I Always Sort Of Thought You Were Gay," Colin Acknowledged.
"I Might Be Gay If I Had A Better-looking Best Friend." Said Hassan.
"And I Might Be Gay If I Could Locate Your Penis Under The Fat Rolls."
"Bitch, I Could Gain Five Hundred Pounds And You Could Still See Thunderstick Hanging To My Knees."
Colin Smiled. "She's A Lucky Girl.

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