Dax Shepard Quotes

It's Ironic, Really. Guys Should Be Excited That I Got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt Gets Kristen Bell, It's Like, 'Well, Of Course He Did.' With Me, It Should Be, 'Oh Good, A Normal-looking Guy Got Her. Maybe I'll Get Me A Kristen Bell.' But Guys Hate My Guts For Always Dating Women I Have No Right To Be With.

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