Lauren Morrill Quotes
It's Huge!"
"That's What She Said!"
Cue Riotous Laughter As Our Bus Rumbles Past Big Ben.
I Want To Roll My Eyes, But I'm Afraid Pretty Soon They're Going To Get Stuck In The Back Of My Head, And Penis Puns Are Really Not Worth My Permanent Facial Damage.
By The Time Our Bus Pulls Up To The Tower Of London, My Expectations For The Day Are Somewhere In The Basement. Call Me A Cynic, But Since Jason Spent The Entire Time We Toured Big Ben Talking About How Satisfied Mrs Ben Must Be, My Guess Is That A Landmark Famous For Its Crown Jewels Is Not Going To Bring Out His Most Charming Comments, Either.
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