David Sedaris Quotes

It's Astonishing The Amount Of Time That Certain Straight People Devote To Gay Sex - Trying To Determine What Goes Where And How Often. They Can't Imagine Any System Outside Their Own, And Seem Obsessed With The Idea Of Roles, Both In Bed And Out Of It. Who Calls Whom A Bitch? Who Cries Harder When The Cat Dies? Which One Spends The Most Time In The Bathroom? I Guess They Think That It's That Cut-and-dried, Though Of Course It's Not. Hugh Might Do The Cooking, And Actually Wear An Apron While He's At It, But He Also Chops The Firewood, Repairs The Hot-water Heater, And Could Tear Off My Arm With No More Effort Than It Takes To Uproot A Dandelion.

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