Celia Rivenbark Quotes

It Would Be Easier If They Named Jeans For Celebrities So You'd Know Exactly What You Were Getting Without Even Having To Try Them On. 'Mary-Kate' For Itty-bitty Jeans That Come With A Cartoonishly Oversized Caramel Latte Cup; 'Angelina Jolie' For Jeans That Are Sold With Two Tiny Cambodian Orphans Stitched Right Into The Back Pockets; 'Katie Holmes', Jeans Which Spell Out 'help Me!' In The Fabric If You Look Very Closesly; And 'Dina Lohan', Self-promoting Stage Mom Of Lindsay, For Jeans That Look OK From A Distance, But When You Get Closer, Are Actually Transparent.
For Men, There Could Be 'David Hasselhoff' Jeans, Made Entirely Of Cheese, And 'John Mayer' Jeans Which, When Removed, Become Instantly Bored And Walk Themselves To To The House Of Next 'it' Girl In Hollywood.

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