David Sedaris Quotes

It Was My Friend Frank, A Writer In San Francisco, Who Finally Set Me Straight. When Asked About My New Look He Put Down His Fork And Stared At Me For A Few Moments. A Bow Tie Announces To The World You Can No Longer Get An Erection.

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