Terry Pratchett Quotes

It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In Some Universes Men Spend Ages Looking For Other Intelligences In The Sky Without Once Looking Under Their Feet. That Is Because They've Got The Time-span All Wrong. From Stone's Point Of View The Universe Is Hardly Created And Mountain Ranges Are Bouncing Up And Down Like Organ-stops While Continents Zip Backward And Forward In General High Spirits, Crashing Into Each Other From The Sheer Joy Of Momentum And Getting Their Rocks Off. It Is Going To Be Quite Some Time Before Stone Notices Its Disfiguring Skin Disease And Starts To Scratch, Which Is Just As Well.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

Terry Pratchett Quotes: It Is Well Known That Stone Can Think, Because The Whole Of Electronics Is Based On That Fact, But In

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