Jenny Lawson Quotes

Interestingly, Female Kangaroos Have Three Vaginas, But Male Kangaroos Only Have A Two-pronged Penis. It's Like They've Started A Darwinian Game Of One-upmanship And The Girls Are Winning. (Fascinating Factoid: Kangaroos Also Drool On Themselves To Keep Cool [because Nothing Looks Cooler Than A Drooling Kangaroo] But That's Helpful To Know Because When You See Them Drooling At The Mouth It Doesn't Necessarily Mean That They Have Rabies. It Just Means They're Hot [hot Referring To Their Temperature, Not Sexiness]. If You Find Drooling Kangaroos Sexy You Probably Need Help.) I

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