Mark Twain Quotes

In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The Reason That While It Was An Admirable Agent For The Inflicting Of Misery Upon The Survivor, It Allowed The Dead Person Himself To Escape From All Further Persecution In The Blessed Refuge Of The Grave. This Was Not Satisfactory. A Way Must Be Conceived To Pursue The Dead Beyond The Tomb.
The Deity Pondered This Matter During Four Thousand Years Unsuccessfully, But As Soon As He Came Down To Earth And Became A Christian His Mind Cleared And He Knew What To Do. He Invented Hell, And Proclaimed It.

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

Mark Twain Quotes: In Time, The Deity Perceived That Death Was A Mistake; A Mistake, In That It Was Insufficient; Insufficient, For The

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