Stewart Lee Quotes

In The Vatican Square, They Were Selling Lollipops. You Could Buy Lollipops About That Big With The Face Of Pope John Paul II On Them. You Could Buy A Pope John Paul II's Face Lollipop. I Bought About Ten.
And I Just Thought ... In The Light Of His Death A Few Months Later, I Wondered Whether Sales Of Those Lollipops Went Up Or Whether They Went Down. Did Good Catholics Think, 'Ah, The Pope's Just Died. It Would Now Seem Inappropriate ... To Lick A Sugar Effigy Of His Face.'
Or Did They Go, 'Ah, The Pope's Just Died. But What Better Way ... To Commemorate His Life Than By Licking A Sugar Effigy Of His Face?

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