Jim Jefferies Quotes

In The Stand-up Comedy Top, There's Room For Everyone - If You're Good, There's Room For Everyone. You'll Put On Your Own Show - No One Casts You. You Cast Your Own Show As A Stand-up Comedian. When You Get Good At Stand-up Comedy You Book A Theater And If People Show Up, People Show Up. If People Don't Show Up, People Don't Show Up. You Don't Have A Director Or A Casting Agent Or Anybody Saying If You're Good Enough - The Audience Will Decide.

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