Mike Harding Quotes

In The Olden Days In England, You Could Be Hung For Stealing A Sheep Or A Loaf Of Bread. However, If A Sheep Stole A Loaf Of Bread And Gave It To You, You Would Only Be Tried For Receiving, A Crime Punishable By Forty Lashes With The Cat Or The Dog, Whichever Was Handy. If You Stole A Dog And Were Caught, You Were Punished With Twelve Rabbit Punches, Although It Was Hard To Find Rabbits Big Enough Or Strong Enough To Punch You.

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