Richelle E. Goodrich Quotes

In The Middle Of A Grocery Store, Two Children Were Horsing Around (one Holding The Other In A Headlock) When The Mother Turned Abruptly To Give Them A Stern Reprimand.
'You Two Are Old Enough To Know Better Than To Behave This Way In Public! Could You - At Least For The Time We're In This Store - Mind Your Manners Enough To Act Like An Adult?'
The Children Took Less Than A Moment To Consider Their Mother's Question Before Facing Each Other And Engaging In The Following Conversation:
'I Hate You.'
'I Hate You Too.'
'Let's Get A Divorce.'
'Okay.'
Perhaps 'act Like An Adult' Isn't Such Good Advice Anymore.

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