David Levithan Quotes

In My Mind, She Was Lebkuchen Spice - Ironic, Germanic, Sexy, And Off Beat. And, Mein Gott, The Girl Could Bake A Damn Fine Cookie ... To The Point That I Wanted To Answer Her What Do You Want For Christmas? With A Simple More Cookies, Please!
But No. She Warned Me Not To Be A Smart-ass, And While That Answer Was Totally Sincere, I Was Afraid She Would Think I Was Joking Or,
worse, Kissing Up.
It Was A Hard Question, Especially If I Had To Batten Down The Sarcasm. I Mean, There Was The Beauty Pageant Answer Of World Peace, Although I'd Probably Have To Render It In The Beauty Pageant Spelling Of World Peas. I Could Play The Boo-hoo Orphan Card And Wish For My Whole Family To Be Together, But That Was The Last Thing I Wanted, Especially At This Late Date.

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