K.M. Jackson Quotes

In. Long Inhale. Out. Low Snort. In. Long Inhale. Out. Low Snort.

Oh God. If He Keeps Breathing Like This, I May Just Pick Up My Pillow And Smother Him. I Can Almost Hear Myself In Court Testifying, "The Breathing, Your Honor. He Just Wouldn't Stop. In. Out. In. Out. Over And Over. Driving Me Crazy. I Just Had To End It." Hell, Even I Know That Defense Won't Work. Not Unless The Judge Is A Woman Who's Been Married For Over Five Years. Then Maybe I'd Probably Have A Shot.

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