Christopher Moore Quotes

In Fact, Amid All The Musical Laments Over Not Having A Heart, A Brain, Or The Nerve, Did Anyone Notice That They Didn't Have A Penis Among Them? I Think It Would Have Shown On The Lion And The Tin Man, And When The Scarecrow Has His Pants Destuffed, You Don't See A Flying Monkey Waving An Errant Straw Johnson Around Anywhere, Do
I Think I Know What Song I'd Be Singing: Oh, I Would While Away The Hours, Wanking In The Flowers, My Heart All Full Of Song, I'd Be Gilding All The Lilies As I Waved About My Willie If I Only Had A Schlong.

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