Groucho Marx Quotes

In A Chicago Cafe The Other Night, An Elderly Man Passed A Table.
"There Goes George," Observed An Onlooker. "When He Was Young, He Was A Handsome Guy And Had Many Companies. Left A Wife And Two Kids To Starve, And Ran Off With Another Woman. And Now Look At Him. Old, Broke And Very Sad."
"That's The Way-it-goes," Nodded Elly Kleinman. "Time Wounds All Heels.

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