Marc Maron Quotes

Imagining The Worst Has Always Been A Great Comfort To Me. If There Is Turbulence There Is An Imminent Crash. If She Doesn't Pick Up The Phone, She Is Fucking Someone. If There Is A Lump It Is A Tumor. By Thinking Like This I Protect Myself From Disappointment. And If Anything Other Than The Worst-case Scenario Unfolds, What A Pleasant Surprise!

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