Brent Crawford Quotes
I'm Probably Sterile. At Least I Can Stop Worrying About Getting Girls Pregnant (if I Ever Get To Have Sex With Them). Do You Still Get Horny If Your Nuts Are Broken? My Eyes Open, And I Find Andre Standing Over Me, Saying, "I Felt Your Nads Through My Helmet!" I Stop Writhing For A Second To Give Him Props. "That's Gold, Dude!
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