Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I'm Not Saying Parenting Cured My Narcissism, But It Changed Me And Continues To Change Me Every Day. I Am Now A Teeny Tiny Bit Less Of A Narcissist. Being A Parent Is A Selfless Adventure. The Worldview Of "Take Care Of Yourself First" Is No Longer Logical To A Sane Person If Your Baby Wakes Up Hungry In The Middle Of The Night. You Can't Be Like, "What's That? The Baby Is Starving? Eh, Forget Her, I've Got To Get Some Sleep." For Me, Parenting Was Literally A Wake-up Call From My Own Simple Selfishness. In Other Words, I'm Not Quite As Horrible As I Used To Be.

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