Celia Rivenbark Quotes
I'm Fairly Certain That, At This Very Minute, The [Mars Polar Lander] Is Floating Somewhere Around The Neptune Feeling Tired And Cranky And Looking For A Holiday Inn.
Of Course, You'd Have To Have A Heart Of Titanium Not To Feel A Twinge Of Sadness While Watching Those Dejected NASA Scientiest Waiting By The Phone Like The Class Wallflower On Prom Week.
On The Other Hand, It Was Kind Of Fun To Watch A Bunch Of Men Waiting By The Phone And Seeing How They Feel When Someone Promises They'll Call And Then YOU NEVER HEAR FROM HIM AGAIN.
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