Darynda Jones Quotes

I'll Call If I Break A Leg Or Get Eaten By A Bear."
"Play Like A Rock."
"Now?"
"No, If A Bear Starts Eating You."
I Thought For A Moment Before Replying. "Do They Have Screaming, Sobbing Rocks, 'cause That's Probably What I'll Be Doing If A Bear Is Gnawing My Arm Off."
"It Would Be Difficult To Just Lay There And Be Eaten Alive, Huh?"
"Ya Think?

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