Jason Gay Quotes

If You Go To Somebody's House For A Barbecue, It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before A Guest Has Six Beers And Begins To Inveigh Loudly About How The Institution Of Marriage Is A Sham, How It's A Violation Of Nature's Will, How Monogamy Is An Outmoded Expectation That Might Have Made Sense For Power-consolidating Families In AD 600 But Makes Little Sense Now, When There's You Know, High School Flames You Can Look Up On Facebook. This Well-versed Marriage Critic Will Then Burp Loudly And Fall Asleep In A Lawn Chair For The Rest Of The Night, Which Says All You Need To Know About His Marriage.

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