Nick Offerman Quotes

If There Is A God, No Part Of The Bible Or Christian Doctrine Will Convince Me Of His Existence Half As Much As The Flavor Of A Barbecued Pork Rib. It Is In That Juicy Snack That I Can Perhaps Begin To Glean A Divine Design, Because That Shit Is Delicious In A Manner That Can Be Accurately Described As Heavenly.

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