David Sedaris Quotes

If I'm Walking Down An American Street And Anyone Darker Than A Peanut Shell Approaches, I'll Say, "Hello." This Because, If I Don't Say It, He Or She Might Think That I'm Anxious. Which, Of Course, I Must Be, Otherwise I'd Walk By In Silence, Just As I Do With My Fellow Caucasians.
Does This Make Me Racist, Or Simply Race Conscious? Either Way, I'm More Afraid Of Conservatives Than I Am Of Black People.

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