Dwayne Johnson Quotes

If I Had To Describe Myself To An Alien I'd Say I Was Bigger Than The Average Human, Enjoy A Drink Or Two With A Good Meal And Have A Bigger Head Than Most. I'd Also Say I'm Really Handsome - Especially If They Were A Female Alien.

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