Jonathan Gottschall Quotes

If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time As It Would Take Me To Order A Value Meal At Wendy's, They Will Give Me A Concealed-carry License. There Will Be No Screening At All To See Whether I'm Qualified To Carry A Gun In Public - Which I Absolutely Am Not. That's One Of The Reasons I Haven't Gotten A Gun In The First Place: I Don't Know How To Use One.

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

Jonathan Gottschall Quotes: If I Do Get A Handgun, I Can Take It To The Sheriff's Department, And In About As Much Time

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