Michael Ian Black Quotes

I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can All Agree That Crying Is, For The Most Part, For Sissies. If My Team Loses, I'm Going To Cry. And I'm Going To Want My Kids To See Me Crying. Not Because I Think Sports Are So Important, But Because I Bet So Much Money On The Game That We'll Probably Lose The House If My Team Doesn't Win. That's Something To Cry About.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

Michael Ian Black Quotes: I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can

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